"One human, alcohol beer please." - Jim the Vampire If you too need a human alcohol drink to go with your toothpick as the ultimate...

"Listen to me, little man. From Panera Bread you came, and to Panera Bread you shall return." - Nando No one can make a charcuterie board...

“All I Know Is I Haven’t Had A Whiff Of Wu Or Tang.” – Laszlo Cravensworth We don't advise attending the bi-annual vampire party,...